This is fake. It must be, because “...with celebrity guests PACKED TIGHTLY inside...” can only exist in a dream. I have never received an Amazon package with proper packing. Ever.

I was gonna say they ripped Nissan's Murano

It would be nice if the article title matched the article subject.

You mean Texas gained independence from Mexico in 1836, was a nation for nine years, and THEN petitioned for statehood? If we’re going for accuracy, that is.

And Dallas’s recent problems with slow 911 response...

No, they are not. They are selectable by area of the city.

Precisely.

Attendee + work = volunteer attendee

Umm, those not completing assigned tasks are simply banned from volunteer service the next year. No ‘phantom admission fee’ required.