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Lacy: I’m not fat! There’s just more of me to tackle.

I don’t believe anyone is accusing Trump of knowing these women...

Too bad Hitler was on IR.

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

Off topic. But Clinton saying that undocumented aliens pay more in taxes than Donald Trump is the best thing ever.

If someone claimed I raped them, but I didn’t, I wouldn’t treat them too well...

Okay, good luck with that when we’re reviewing holding on every single play.

If these officials and leagues can afford to get things right, the NFL can afford to make their officials full time. Perhaps that would lead to stronger officiating and less mistakes.

Dean Ambrose pinned Seth Rollins to get into the main event of Payback 2015.
Ambrose also pinned Rollins to win the WWE World Championship at Money in the Bank 2016 when Ambrose cashed in the Money in the Bank briefcase.

All my excess live in Texas.

I thought he was better with the Police, myself.

Booker T was the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time WCW champion, sucka!

That’s cool, Colin. So, what do you plan to do about it? Kneel during the national anthem? Thanks, that’ll save lives.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

I haven’t watched football in almost 15 years.

You know the best part about any article which mentions NFL ratings being down? The absolute torrent of commenters who can’t wait to tell everyone how they’re such upstanding people they hardly ever watch football at all anymore and how their lives are better off for it. It’s like the Onion’s “Man Can’t Stop Talking…

Soon.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

Hey did you guys hear about this thing now? Apparently...you know what. Fuck it. Forget being “in character” with this novelty account. Real talk time.