You...you can recycle cardboard..?

Maybe your advice about how terrible Amazon is would be taken more seriously if your pages weren’t covered with affiliate links to buy products from Amazon.

My biggest worry with Amazon is the increase in trash caused by all that cardboard. It’s ridiculous how much more boxes I have since getting Prime.

My purchases come in boxes, that are also in boxes!

1. If you’d have asked me what was on board Lil Wayne’s private jet aside from, say, seats, I’d probably have said drugs and firearms.

Dude has two years, Marvel studios money, and an army of personal trainers and nutritionists. Do you think that it’s simply not possible for someone to get buff without steroids, or are you just accusing him of being lazy to make yourself feel better about your own shortcomings?

There’s a lot of petty in this movie.

It was pretty damn petty to reset 3PO's memories to the end of Force Awakens.

And apparently Cosby’s spokesperson called out Murphy for his act?

Morgan, who starred on SNL from 1996 to 2003, joined Murphy onstage offered him praise, calling him The Big Homie. “If it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t be here,” Morgan told him. “Like, literally. I was conceived on the ‘Delirious’ tour bus.”

What was really fascinating was that you could see Murphy, still completely in character, checking Strong’s figure out before he launched that ad-lib. Murphy’s ability to be fully committed to the sketch and still able to react to what he’s given in the moment is incredible.

Fantastic opening monologue. They filled the stage with comedic genius. Somewhere in heaven Richard Pryor smiles at the sight.

“Girl, they dead!”

My response to the ‘tax break’ people:

And this is exactly why the Trumpers will never back down... because Trump, his presidency, and the GOP at large are build on a foundation of avoiding accountability.

The only potential silver linings we can hope for at this point are either the pressure of the whole thing causes the president to have a fatal event—heart attack, stroke, whatever—or that he finally snaps and does something so egregious that even the GOP can’t hem and haw their way past it.

The only college educated people I personally know who voted for Drumpf have degrees in things like business, IT and law, where there tends to be a higher concentration of selfish, self-worshiping sociopaths whose primary concern is their “personal wealth management.”

Ditto with my mom. Thankfully the arguments ceased when I said “He’s the direct opposite of literally everything that you raised me to be.”

Yup, If someone had told me 6 years ago, my aunt would vote for someone like Trump, I’d have laughed in their faces. Now, I don't even recognize her anymore.

It feels stupid when realizing that this majority isn’t just the frothing seas of MAGA, but also the white people who seem to be otherwise…decent. A morning shift barista at your favorite neighborhood coffee shop. A co-worker you share silly memes and quiche recipes with. A small forward on your rec league basketball…

It doesn’t matter what rules or playing field McConnell provides. He’ll just ignore the ones he can’t change, change the ones he wants to, and arrive at the same exact destination he has planned to from the beginning. The only thing that’ll change are what kind of projection-based accusations the Senate GOP will level…