The Big Thicc.

Damn. First Chris Pratt, then Paul Rudd, now Kumail.

Well, if she stopped talking for the rest of the show, people might forget that she, John McCain’s daughter, is the daughter of John McCain.

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

Jay-Z is one of Roger’s model employees

You won’t see Shawn Corey let something like principle get in the way of his checks
Just how Roger likes it

“‘Conservative squad’ to combat socialism”

Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive? I’d never know that if the GOP didn’t constantly point that out.

And thus the NFL solved the problem of racism with one fell swoop, the end!

I think it’s important to disconnect art from the artist, so long as you can consume that art without directly benefiting said artist. If an artist is alive and benefiting from your consumption of their creations, as is the case with R. Kelly and so many other current serial abusers, by all means, drop them from your…

We thought that about McCain himself and look where that got us.

You don't think a three month relationship to someone perpetually thirsty can lead to a stable marriage?

One of the things that sucks about coded language and coded bigotry, is that it can trap innocent people.

The idea that some NFL scouts watched this video and saw an NFL-caliber QB drop back and throw a 55-yard touchdown pass and thought “the guy who caught it is showing us the REAL talent” honestly makes the job of an NFL scout seem much more laughable to me.

So let me get this correct: You are saying that a guy that was catching a ball thrown by a man you are bound and determined to keep off an NFL roster is good enough to be on an NFL Roster? So the receiver showed enough skill catching passes from a QB with four playoff wins and a Super Bowl appearance to warrant a…

So what you’re saying is that the venue didn’t matter for NFL Scouts and that a field is a field?

If the methodology was flawed, you’d think other chains’ chicken would come back as lower % chicken too.  The fact Subway was an anomaly twice makes it seem pretty likely that the testing was legit

Well was a.... COLOR COMMENTATOR!

I mean, the logic is dead-ass ridiculous on its face, but he’s acting like dude is blue-black and/or the only black quarterback to have ever worn a dark uniform.

“Well, he’s two-faced.”

It doesn’t really taste like chicken, not really a mystery to me. If you were to grill some chicken strips and taste it side by side with Subway you’d notice pretty quickly you were dealing with a different kind of protein. Obviously Subway has the money and motivation to fight it, but I hope they lose.

Side note, a…