Wait never mind these are date food stories not worst first date, forget it lol

Why is Mike Pence always squinting? He looks like he’s in the perpetual state of getting out a fart

It’s just like the conversation about wealth disparity

We’re lucky he is a fucking idiot. We’re unlucky that his supporters are too.

I think it’s because he was never actually good at covering things up, all his life nobody really cared about his fuck ups. Like it was his word vs whatever person or business he was defrauding which was always a 50/50 proposition sometimes he won, sometimes he lost but nobody really paid attention either way cause he…

Clearly...he cares. 

Sterling isn’t a star, he’s on a NBA minimum contract at the moment (which is still like 1.5 mil a year), but he’s a solid player and got better after his rookie year and is an ok shooter so he is likely to have at least a decent NBA career and will make a good amount of money so I can’t wait to see how this turns out…

Agreed 100% Blacks like Washington always disgust me because they don’t mind being willfully ignorant about Republicans. So he can go fuck himself

I’ve said this since I can vote: I vote Democrat but i’m not a Democrat. The Democratic party gets my vote by default cause voting Republican is not an option. Voting independent is pretty much a Republican vote too. The Democrat party sucks. But the Republican party is the party of racism, sexism, xenophobia, etc.…

I was hoping that years article would just say “Fuck the Patriots” and be done with it 

I won’t even drink Sam Adams beer because I hate the Patriots (and by proxy, all Boston area Sports teams, but especially the Pats) so much

I applaud her for her strength. 

Came here just to praise Evernote, love that App, I will take up your advice on the Saferoom add on tho thanks! 

I don’t understand...if he’s so wonderful and saving the country don’t you want us to know you’re supporting him? Why would you want to hide your support for our stable genius President?

Not going to lie, I didn’t think of this but I actually agree 100%. This would be vintage Jerry. 

The standards Trump cultists are held to vs anyone else can best be seen in the Republicans standing fiercely behind a guy who fucks kids (Roy Moore) and what the Democrats did to Al Franken with just minimal public pressure.

This is why, as much as I despise Belichick, he’s the GOAT and it’s not even close. No coach has ever had his team prepared the way he has his team prepared for every situation. The Pats rarely got blown out. Why? Because while they might not be dominant in every phase of the game they have no real weaknesses. Other…

Fuck this team forever for allowing the Pats to win another SB. I hope a giant fucking Acme anvil falls from the sky and crushes them 

nah man sorry, I’m a loyal Dolphins fan and after having to watch this shit show for the last 25 plus years (i’m 33 but I wasn’t watching out of the womb) you can go to hell for this comment. The Dolphins have 3 things going for us the greatest QB to never win a SB (arguably top 5 ever despite not winning a ring), 2…