Beto had no chance before but if he’s going to be this guy he’s certainly got an audience and for the first time, he has my undivided attention as a candidate. No other amendment is treated as absolute gospel like the 2nd amendment, it’s worshiped over the lives of actual people. Fuck these gun nuts. I hope Beto takes…

We do this thing where we want people to apologize and be better and when they try to apologize and be better we criticize them for the apology not being good enough and for them not being better before they even get a chance to do so.

This has a very “Josh McDaniels“ feel to it

For me I’m used to comedy being more universal not totally of course but previously it seemed like more people fucked with the same stuff. I’ve come to realize it’s not like that anymore. Theres no need for me to get up in arms because people dont like this special. Whether you like or dont like this special says…

But If i’m a player who wants a shot at the open market or a huge deal would i rather you cut me or trad me to a team that wants to pay me or franchise me and force me to accept a 1 year deal? I think most players would rather get traded to a team that will pay them 

It’s funny how devalued running is. when I look at some recent heartbreaking playoff moments they could have been solved by running the ball

With the technical foul gambit, the way NBA players throw punches it’s unlikely you’ll even be touched no matter how mad you make them, and if you’re worried just piss off Serge Ibaka his punches will fly right by your face

The logic of a Trump supporter: “He didn’t say that. And if he did, he didn’t mean that. And if he did, you didn’t understand it. And if you did, it’s not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse!”

I disagree he is an expert at not telling the truth. Now are the lies good? No. But the act of lying itself the man tells more lies than truths.

Cause they are the Dolphins. God i hate this team so much. 

I have an inordinate amount of disdain for any team that gifts the Pats yet another SB appearance so fuck the Chiefs

Her real name is Natasha?

I made a pledge this year that i’m done with bad faith arguments with Trump supporters. If your beginning stance is “Does Donald Trump lie? Is he a liar? Has he ever told a lie?” as if that’s not a laughable question, then it’s a waste of my time. Let’s be real, that’s a ridiculous premise and not worthy of a real…

Every star this post gets is another child that Phillip Rivers will have. 

I am not at all concerned about her tackling that has an odor of sexism to it considering the tackling skills of the male kickers in the NFL. I am however concerned about her when it comes to hits. If a play breaks down and a team needs to block a kick and she’s got 250 lb linebackers running at her full speed.…

She’s got potential, I’m interested in seeing where this goes. Would love to see her make a team. 

I love breasts.

What you do in your personal life matters little to me unless you try to set yourself up as some kind of moral authority or act as if you are superior to others when you’re clearly a POS, which is why Trumps bullshit matters to me and Omars (alleged) bullshit does not

of course...in your eyes he said this he’s a POS and the BM is a perfect angel who was suffering from his abuse so she’s vindicated in keeping his child from him. I at least admitted to not knowing the situation but of course...you know ALL lol have a good one

Yet another example of why there is very little reason to ever call the police when you’re black