The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

You found the one actual good thing about F:76

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Jalapenos are delicious.

If they contain capsaicin, that’s spice. They’re mild, sure, but the low end of the scale exists.

You said it. And are wrong.

$10 says this will cost $150k to start. $250k with all the Porsche options.

- says he does not have much to say

Weird. Most of today’s self-identified patriots are totally okay with someone taking a shot in the back.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

While Cohen did plead guilty to lying about the Moscow project in November 2018, he wasn’t charged with perjury; his crime was a violation of the federal false statements statute.

I lol’d

It’s cause they’re hungry.

Wiseau serious?

Blackhat is so so so so so so so so so so so so bad what are you talking about.