The beast must be fed! There are apologies to parse, fuckers!

Exactly.. Katie can to editorialize as she often does, but this interpretation has nothing to do with what Smiley said, “basically” or otherwise.

“Basically, it sounds like he considered himself untouchable, and is very annoyed to be facing consequences for his actions.”

No, it doesn’t sound like this at all, as can be seen by the quotes attributed to him directly above this disingenuous dismissal.

Houston Outlaws is right up there though.

We get it, Texas, you love oil.

Other considered names:

Dallas Fuel?

good one, dude. really showed that dead guy.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Hummer H2. Fake poser fakes off-roading and breaks down because it’s fake. Always speeding in the left lane, weaving in traffic, on a cell phone and doesn’t signal because fuck everyone. Also, fake.

Something something always the answer.

Thank you (but never enough to get me ungreyed. Le Sigh.)

This is good Kinja.

More like polishing! Amiright?

That’s a really good thing given that you were on your hands and knees...

I am many things all of them terrible but what i’m not is a kid.

It was this or Trump blabbering about Afghanistan.

say it to my face

Exactly who is watching a pre-season Browns game? Degenerate gamblers?