Because they are spineless assholes who will stop at nothing to push their ideological agenda?

Just switch to smoking until this is all figured out. Smoking won’t kill you for a good 30 years.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Inject this directly into my veins.

Whew, Hey Dan! You scared us for a minute...the Deadspin homepage looks like the Splinter homepage looked when it got shut down!

If this drowns out the clusterfuck year Activision-Blizzard has had I will be more disgusted than I already am. Seriously, fuck Activision’s executives

Fully aware of the difference between active users and how many accounts fb has. I could not find active user base usage stats. But even at 10% of userbase, that’s still 19 million people. Double the population of NYC! Again, not something to brush off and say no one uses facebook anymore, like Rollk1 did.

Credit to Warren Ellis’s writing.

Now if we could get that damned 3rd season already!

That show is so much better than it has any right to be. It took a video game that has almost no plot and gave it stakes on character, religion and world view that just don’t exist in the original castlevania universe. It’s so good, but also a perfect illustration of why it’s the video game movie exception and not the…

I think people use these types of games as fillers for holes in their lives. I don’t say that maliciously or mockingly

They brought Jason in from paternity leave just so he could delay a game again? Wow.

SCHREIER

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Now this is an old school Zelda player.

WHO HAS TIME FOR THIS???

Thanks! My targeted Facebook ads will be a mess for weeks but it’s worth it :).

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?