Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

Unfortunately the Trump administration only allows staffers to use @aol.com addresses.

Duly noted.

You’re supposed to click on the sound of her triggered screams emanating from the date-stamp, I think.

Thank you.

She’s trying to impress Krueger.

What’s it to you?

Splinter: Pelosi, do something!

“Sept. 14 flight which departed from Birmingham, Ala” was all the information needed. You know dem southerners were just itchin’ to nail some terries around 9/11

But fam I have a job and responsibilities, I can’t blast through Last of Us 2, I gotta take my time and cry while playing it.

The commentariate here would have lost their damn mind if Deadspin posted this inside a woman’s locker room, showing a nude woman’s team of any kind. Seriously, what the hell? Going to start posting a bunch of nip slips to go with your LeBron dick pics from him adjusting his shorts in a game and crap like this out of…

Yeah, the Electoral College is badly outdated and outmoded, and needs to be replaced.

I am unsure if a pure popular vote count is the way to go for a number of logistical reasons, but the EC as-is is definitely past its “best by” date.

Thought you get mad for sites posting people’s non consenting nudes.

The White House has released doctored transcripts before. It’s also easy for a transcript to be misleading with no context. That’s precisely why the actual complaint is necessary, because someone in the IC would have access to the context and other incidents that may be necessary to understand the transcript.

Evidently Pelosi is “preparing an action” for tomorrow.

Tomato Face Hall of Fame.

This is some deep-cut Tomato work right here.