You wanna know why Scott denied the state use of available funds? The funds came from a black dude in the White House. Same reason why, in the depths of a recession in a state desperate for construction jobs, he turned down hundreds of millions to fund the construction of a statewide VOTER APPROVED high-speed rail…

becuase it’s more granular and precise in its criticism rather than ideological and vague?

Awww, fuck, it’s 9/11. Brace yourselves for Rudy Guiliani’s ghoulish face appearing in mirrors across the country screaming “Nine Eleven!” on the hour, every hour for the entire day.

Sounds like you’re about 50% ahead of the curve in terms of when people will actually buy this.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

“Iran is no longer a competitor at the international level. No Iranian team regardless of worthiness, will be permitted to play in any FIFA sanctioned match.”

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

I think you missed the joke. 

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

“Time for cooperation ahead, therefore try Hollow!”

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

You mean I’m posting correct shit here. Now move along sweetie.

Doesn’t make me wrong jackass.

Headline from the future:

You can pick up a 2 BR beachfront condo in FLA for under $200K. So... I dunno, half of Splinter readers?