I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

I hate hats. You see someone and think they have a weird head and then it just turns out part of their head is a hat 

Damn he just couldn’t call it off?

You should get all the stars in the galaxy.

As someone who studies cultural anthropology and took several human sexuality classes this is seriously the biggest non-issue I’ve ever heard of. A foot fetish could be one of the most common kinks out there.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

This article (or at least the headline) is really, really bad advice for anybody who lives in a city or suburb. Local governments have written laws explicitly addressing this. If you fail to mow your lawn and keep it at a reasonable length, the local municipal government will show up at your house and mow your lawn…

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

Yeah, Buddy System seemed very much like a show you’d see on Nickelodeon. The music wasn’t bad, but the show itself wasn’t very good.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Major omission from this list is Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

YES. The vet groups that showed up are fucking amazing.

Hell yes, and don’t forget the veterans groups, each led by a Native American woman vet, who showed up to protect the water defenders. Now that is fucking American. Fuck these corporate, fossil fuel, fuck-the-environment bastards.

“The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and all of Indian Country will be forever grateful to the Obama administration for this historic decision,” he said.

That top picture just makes me wonder what ever happened to predictability?

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.