Technically, yes, it works. But not because of spinning. Shaken-up cans only explode in the first 30 seconds after being shaken. So it doesn’t matter what you do to buy that time, if you wait, it won’t explode. 

Someone comes to pick up Huell at the safehouse. Huell stands up, stretches. “About damn time. Felt like I been waiting here for ten damn years.”

I think you’re ignoring a pretty important word in that quote. If I say “I am from Oklahoma,” I’m not saying I’m the entire state...

When the Six Flags skit started: “Wait, why are we doing this in 2022...?”

“Don’t you think it’s suspicious that all my accusers used to date me? And all their allegations are from the time we dated? I mean, it’s all just falling apart.”

Give me $70 million and I’ll make a version of Thunder Force that’s...... actually, no, there’s actually no way to even bring that up to mediocre.

The Kara/Lena kiss is a (very bad, very obvious) manip. I don’t know why anyone thinks it’s real other than delusion.

Yeah, he wasn’t even playing Diggle on Legends. Not sure how that’s supposed to be part of any arc for the character. 

I mean... the woman *literally* built an artificial sun just a few episodes ago. Her superpower has always been science. Shoving her into a magical plotline just because they needed someone with magic powers to fight Nyxly is just sloppy.

Holy crap, when I saw the image I thought it was a wax figure. I actually thought, “It’s a pretty good likeness, but is it starting to melt?”

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

I know what some of you are thinking. “Who cares, it’s just a pet.”

if the movie is cheap enough, people will still go see it no matter how awful it is.

I felt the same way. It looked good by comparison to them. I personally thought they landed way on the wrong side of the tension/tedious line to be considered good. 

You laugh, but I for one have faith that Patrick Jane will catch Red John!

I keep track of my reading, and for 2018 my top ten favorite books were 90% female authors (The Overstory was the lone exception). 

I assume everyone cried during that film.

I assume everyone cried during that film.

But I finally got a lime-green zoot suit.

All I can say is that the “suspiciously well-designed float” was the one the show actually used for LA Pride.

Wow, I can’t imagine just being out for groceries and “ope, there’s Scott Bakula, buying avocados.”