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    Technically, yes, it works. But not because of spinning. Shaken-up cans only explode in the first 30 seconds after being shaken. So it doesn’t matter what you do to buy that time, if you wait, it won’t explode. 

    Someone comes to pick up Huell at the safehouse. Huell stands up, stretches. “About damn time. Felt like I been waiting here for ten damn years.”

    I think you’re ignoring a pretty important word in that quote. If I say “I am from Oklahoma,” I’m not saying I’m the entire state...

    This... feels like something that should have been edited down to tweet-length, and then not tweeted because there’s no point and it’s not even particularly clever or funny. What... why? Did you have a post quota or something...?

    When the Six Flags skit started: “Wait, why are we doing this in 2022...?”

    “Don’t you think it’s suspicious that all my accusers used to date me? And all their allegations are from the time we dated? I mean, it’s all just falling apart.”

    Give me $70 million and I’ll make a version of Thunder Force that’s...... actually, no, there’s actually no way to even bring that up to mediocre.

    The Kara/Lena kiss is a (very bad, very obvious) manip. I don’t know why anyone thinks it’s real other than delusion.

    They said the vaccines are 90-95% effective, and then suddenly only 5-10% of hospitalizations are vaccinated people. That, to me, is cold hard proof that what they’re saying can be trusted. I was skeptical about the vaccines, too. Then I looked at both sides and saw decades of accredited doctors on one side and wackos

    Yeah, he wasn’t even playing Diggle on Legends. Not sure how that’s supposed to be part of any arc for the character. 

    I mean... the woman *literally* built an artificial sun just a few episodes ago. Her superpower has always been science. Shoving her into a magical plotline just because they needed someone with magic powers to fight Nyxly is just sloppy.

    I haven’t watched a trailer for a movie I plan to see in a long, long time. Maybe since Avengers 1? I got sick of seeing so many cool things six months in advance. So I mute them when they come on TV, avert my gaze from any gifs or analysis, and wear earbuds with loud music playing in the theater. I can’t tell you how

    You really are just a dumb bunny.

    Holy crap, when I saw the image I thought it was a wax figure. I actually thought, “It’s a pretty good likeness, but is it starting to melt?”

    She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

    The movie Tag - TAG!!! - managed to digitally replace both of Jeremy Renner’s arms in a movie about touching other people, and it’s done so flawlessly that it’s very hard to tell when his arms aren’t real (I say very hard because that’s what most people say. I personally can’t tell at all). If they can do that, for

    Yes.

    I know what some of you are thinking. “Who cares, it’s just a pet.”

    if the movie is cheap enough, people will still go see it no matter how awful it is.

    Like MIB or Godzilla or Child’s Pl... eh, seeing Endgame again is looking better and better.