The main thing I remember is that her secretary changed every episode, and other shows (most notably Seinfeld) sometimes played with that. Kramer was her secretary!

Scuse me, I’m-a copy this into another comment and become poet laureate of The Root. Thanks!

Hey, if these assholes think they can use “WHITE” as a reason to vote for them, you don’t have to apologize for how you call them out on it. That was some damn good wordplay, and you should be proud of it! ::clap clap::

If you wanna get into that boy’s soul

I once left a church event and started walking home. I made it about ten minutes before my friend’s dad pulled up behind me and scolded me for “vanishing.” So yeah, making sure someone knows you’re leaving is the most important advice, I think. :)

THAT’S why you don’t like hats?!

“Reading the articles about leaked episodes” has become the new “should I read the books or wait for HBO.”

It’ll be worth even more when MS Paint goes away and no one will be able to perfectly reproduce it.

Luckily I’m sure he’s saving all his money and making wise investments so he can continue to live this lavish lifestyle well into adulthood.

I’d like to introduce these trolls to pretty much the entire women’s footwear industry. 90% of women’s shoes were designed to look sexy, because they sure as hell weren’t designed for walking.

She was very obviously a dragon shapeshifter who could no longer control her transformations and, to keep her secret, faked a crash while planting just enough red herring evidence to ensure no one ever really knew where she ended up, and she lived out the rest of her days floating around the South Pacific. As a…

John B. McLemore forgot to reset the danged gate again.

“Sharon, check out my new earrings! Sharon! SHARON! I can see you, Sharon, don’t be a bitch.”

I remember for the first one, Vin Diesel did the voice for other languages as well. I have a memory of a video showing him go through all of them (“Je suis Groot,” maybe?) or maybe that’s just something I dreamt up...

What, hold the phone, Vin Diesel is FORTY NINE GODDAMN YEARS OLD?!

“The Dufresnes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry. Bush, search party of three!”

Obsessively look around (to see when the drink carts come out), as for coffee grounds and a can of air freshener, then go into the bathroom for a few minutes.

- Someone who has had to eat Trump Steaks and knows you need to frickin’ hold those things in the fire for ten minutes just to make them safe for consumption.

Oh good, I’m not alone. It was a dumb movie, but I had fun in it. And yes, every time Bernthal showed up, I said, “Heeey brother” like Buster because of course. OF COURSE. No awards, but I’ll probably watch it again someday if I’m on a plane. (also I sort of know someone who worked on it, so I have to be careful to be…

I don’t know, if I walked outside and saw a freaking plane parked in my neighbor’s driveway, I’d just start taking pictures. And I’d probably forget about it until the next time (and every time) I walked outside and saw it, prompting me to laugh, “Oh my god, he’s got a FREAKING PLANE IN HIS DRIVEWAY. My neighborhood…