I admit, I prejudged the headline itself and didn’t even notice what the number was. Shame on me.

It’s gotta be something along these lines.

I guess this officially makes him a Motherfucker.

I want to start a petition to replace “mic drop” with “Taraji adjusts her glasses.” Every time she did it, I wanted to punch the air for her.

Welcome back! Wish we weren’t in a climate where you weren’t so desperately needed, but since we are...

Charlie Work was maybe one of the best episodes of ANY se— well, let’s not go overboard. But it was definitely amazing. And the season 12 premiere was awesome. Long live Sunny!

To long, not enouf pitchers. Cater two the ill literates, fucko.

My thought was Girl 2 and Girl 4 were sitting on one of their legs, with their other leg draped over the Legless Girl’s legs. But that would require them to be wearing matching pants and have superhuman flexibility and expert trolling-the-internet skills.

Person of Interest, where they finally made good on all the years of teasing/flirting (well, sort of). But no one could deny Root and Shaw were a couple by the end of the series.

Sing Street is also on the Netflix.

Gangsta.

Thanks for the heads up! I was finally able to see Children of Men... which was so good I might splurge for full-price just to have it so I can watch again sometime. That’s how they get ya. ;)

Thanks for the heads up! I was finally able to see Children of Men... which was so good I might splurge for…

You think they were lucky and managed to not have any kids, or just had a ton of abortions to save their kids/grandkids the trouble of deciding whether or not to commit incest to continue their lines, and why does this movie exist to make me wonder such things?

For future reference, I think ice cream works for both kind of tears. “It’s a Good Day” ice cream tastes just as good as “the world is a pit of despair” ice cream. ;)

A racist saw a black man raise his voice slightly, so of course he said it was an outburst. I’m surprised he didn’t use the word “uppity.”

“What the fuck are you doing with that bar of soap?!?”

That picture of him holding up a newspaper reads more like proof of life for a ransom delivery than anything else.

“We were definitely proud of our association with the Trumps,” one says. “And now I’m like, ‘Oh my god, I told way too many people about this.’”

Everywhere you look.

It’s a lot less scary when you imagine it with this playing on a loop.