“We were definitely proud of our association with the Trumps,” one says. “And now I’m like, ‘Oh my god, I told way too many people about this.’”

Everywhere you look.

It’s a lot less scary when you imagine it with this playing on a loop.

Sigh, Obama. “Hillary is just four more years of Obama.” Don’t try to make us feel better about voting for her, Trump.

If Donald Trump came into your store, would you serve him?

CUBAN: “Trump is orange, shiny, and empty inside. I’d call him a traffic cone, but I’d swerve to avoid a traffic cone.”

How could Trump confirm it if he was never told they were Ore-Ida fries? Would the confirmation be “Yes, I ate French fries around 2003"?

Mike, let me tell you something: I never ever even thought about it. And I heard those rumors and they’re disgusting. In fact, I called you a couple of times to tell you that I heard those rumors and it pisses me off. And I never, ever even thought about it.

Seattle’s a pretty close-minded place, right? Right? You guys are pretty intolerant all around, right? ::looks around:: C’mon, priest standing outside a gay bar, back me up here.

Who knew Kato Kaelin played for the Mariners?

Batteries! People always need batteries, can’t ever find any, always forget them at the store... A nice packet of AAs is my go-to.

Reluctant star.

I seriously thought it was a promise when I first heard the quote. “You can’t possibly deliver on that, it’s just some pie-in-the-sky... wait, it’s a threat...? I don’t even LIKE tacos that much and I’m on board.”

Glory hallelujah, I was watching this and bemoaning the fact it probably wouldn’t come to a theater anywhere near me, and then NETFLIX! \o/ I knew they were better than just an Adam Sandler warehouse!

A Cajun restaurant advertised by a black woman? Please. Republicans can only spend their money at a place owned and pimped by a rich white plantation owner.

Why haven’t more restaurants jumped on the “jukebox filled with brand-themed songs” trend?

To be fair, a base-shaped cake WOULD be pretty cool.

We’re all just trying to start a singalong of ‘What’s Up’ by 4 Non-Blondes and when you don’t pick up on it, we’re too embarrassed to keep going.

I see what you didn’t do there.