“Parents strapped their child to a log and dragged her across a lake. They wish people to applaud the fact the child made it back to shore alive.”

We were promised an age of beauty and miracles, and it is at last upon us.

I have Netflix (80%) and Amazon Prime (20%). There’s a lot of crossover there, and oftentimes when something is taken off one it shows up on the other almost immediately. But Netflix has a wider range of shows (Always Sunny is a Netflix discovery).

Shunned.

150 minutes

Just trying to imagine the guy being charming, even if he was saying stuff I agree with, makes my skin crawl. He sounds like Mr Rogers possessed by the spirit of a child molester.

“Pizza? Now THAT’S what I call a taco!”

“Think about it: he can’t rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead—”“He falls asleep in chairs, he doesn’t know how to use a computer, he’s always mad at the TV—”“His favorite show is NCIS!”“He might be seventy!”

Look, this ain’t exactly the Mississippi! I’m on one side, see? ::hop:: I’m on the other side. ::hop:: I’m on the east bank. ::hope:: I’m on the west bank. It is not that critical.

Tip 1:

I am a lifelong Okie. Oklahoma City is too damn high.

I stand, but only because if I’m sitting, my manservant Neville can’t really get in there the way I like.

The press conference when a horrified Nick slowly moved to where he could see the screens was so tough, but beautifully done.

diametrically opposed

“That’s insane!”

Girls Having Orgasms

Oh, it’s DEFINITELY justified. Carol basically bullied her into going to this specialist. Then the Skrulls showed up and it turned into a hostage situation and oh yeah it’s in a black hole and if she doesn’t save the day the entire thing is going to explode but all the access points are locked, so if SUPER-pregnant…

When I’m feeling down in the dumps (heh), I just have to remember this article and know that my absolute worst shit story wouldn’t hold a candle to any of these. I thought I had a pretty bad one, but after reading these, I know I’ve lived a charmed life.

Why is everyone going for the robot solution? I mean, any man who has to Google what they find attractive in a woman might be looking for something else in a partner.