"Is this the Soiled Pants convention?"

There's also the fact he doesn't seem to react when she stops rubbing his neck. If he was her boyfriend he would at least glance over to see why she had so suddenly stopped (at least that's my impression). It's definitely very interesting, and it does seem to be the still shell of an inner freakout.

Cowboy hat. Because American.

I have been working to atone for it ever since," Collins' statement begins.

Yeah, but you still take the barking dog to an animal trainer to teach him to cut that shit out. Until there's a sexist idiot trainer we can force men to visit, taking a stand and telling him to stop is still the best way to shut the thing up.

That headline is incredibly misleading. I expected to see a PGA Tour official eating a golf ball.