Vin Scully doing anything. Sneezing. Clearing his throat. Taking a deep breath. We have lived in an era of greatness.  

All I need is an electronic middle finger.

What we NEED is for people to pay attention. This is a “solution” to a problem that already has a solution.

Way to ruin what was once a pretty nice looking ballpark.

Well, technically, the Grand Tetons are the tits.

It’s weird you felt the need include race into your assessment. Sorry, but this is about age and nothing more. The fact that you shoehorned young people and people of color together is mystifying to me.

Puerto Rico was ceded to the United States by the Kingdom of Spain following the Spanish-American War, which Spain started. The islands of Puerto Rico and Cuba were in open revolt against Spain when the war began, and US forces were generally welcomed as liberators. US involvement in the island resulted in dramatic…

I love it when a take as stupid as this one is the first comment I scroll to on a post.

I see your point and agree with it, but Tito has a point too. I think it depends on how functional you can be. Everyone has a different window for how much they can take. I have a fairly pushy anxiety disorder, so my window is different than someone who doesn’t. It’s important, in order to keep functioning, to know…

“Sachs points to the profound racial and ethnic segregation of our society”

If a pitcher allows one run in the first, he has an ERA of 9.00.

Showed my wife too and she thought they should have thrown a flag for excessive celebration.

Two big reasons:

Have you ever seen formula E cars on a real race track. One word. SLOW. That’s why they do them on street circuits, the cars really are that slow.

“Hey maybe you haven’t been keepin’ up on current events but we JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED PAL!”

Someone when to SUNY ALBANY

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

See now, if it still weren’t raining* then we’d know that because the various formerly-Gawker sites would be reporting on the historic drought that the West coast would never, ever, ever, recover from, the death of California, impending starvation all over the country due to the lack of California produce (which you…

Hershey’s Chocolate is fucking terrible and I will fight people over this. They’ve conditioned America to accept it as the standard for milk chocolate when in reality it’s like 90% corn syrup. I’ll eat it if it is sitting around, but it’s trash compared to other readily available brands like Lindt and Ghiradelli.…

I can say with complete conviction that I spent about five times the amount of time reading funny stories about the Olympics like this than I did watching actual Olympics competition. And the little I watched was when I was captive somewhere, like my in-laws’ house or a bar showing them.