I’ll say what I already said on Oppo:

He had good reason to be. During the Belgian GP in 1966, he went off at Masta and wound up trapped inside his upside-down car, being soaked with gasoline... inside someone’s basement. It took half an hour to get him out of the car, and the people who freed him had to borrow tools to get him out.

It’s funny.

Maybe one day Lewis and Nico will actually behave like teammates, instead of just being two greedy, immature children with matching jumpsuits and Power Wheels. Selfish and Selfisher are making Team Mercedes look bad, last year’s wins notwithstanding.

This is bad, but telling high school students that they shouldn’t think about the consequences of their actions is very bad advice.

I have this image in my head of Larry Bird airballing a a free throw and when some teammates go to give him a five he says “The fuck outta here...that shit doesn’t deserve encouragement.”

Michael Ballaban’s Guided Tour of New Jersey:

Marco.

They are going to do what I proposed, which is leave things as they are for this next race.

“I dnt play them games”

Slow cooker is also good.

To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

Now you’re getting into the whole “should you change your sheets more often if your cash and prizes are jangling against them all night” thing.

I would like to say sorry, once again, to Oisin Tymon for the incident and its regrettable aftermath

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

My aunt threw away my starter.

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.

Or you could, you know... Tap it a few times until the ice cracks free. I honestly am having a hard time fathoming a fully grown adult having this problem.

That’s easy. Don’t turn the wipers on until the ice has been melted or otherwise removed.

Two kinds of dirty dancing . . .