Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

Yeah I totally taking a picture of the uh... “cars”

Man. . . Nobody wants to get punched in the Testis.

Better with a small Italian stripe:

How does Iron top Cannon? The Iron is clearly the most inferior.

“CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON”!

Just a friendly warning: you will have to watch almost 90 seconds of girl’s high school basketball - filmed in portrait - before anything meaningful happens.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

I would look for the NFL to switch to a rule more like NCAA’s, just for the simple fact that this game was a black eye on their beautiful playoffs. Also, more aggravating than the disparity between the Shazier hit on Bernard and the Burfict hit on Brown was the play that the Bengals were penalized for in the first…

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

Consider this: When the Steelers and the Bengals play their first game next season, will that just be a normal regional telecast? Or one network’s national afternoon game? Or maybe a Sunday or Monday night game?

You’d be angry too, if the letters in your name could be rearranged to form “Vibrato Cunt Fez”.

Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

Belichick was curiously conservative at the end of both halves. Perhaps... suspiciously so?

Gee, Officer Kroenke, Kroenk you!

By the very definition of the word, that’s not minced garlic. If you want to use it, more power to you, I won’t pass judgement on you. But let’s not start pretending it makes anything but garlic paste.

By the very definition of the word, that’s not minced garlic. If you want to use it, more power to you, I won’t pass…

I don’t understand using a garlic press. I love garlic, probably more than most, and I cook with it a lot, and I just don’t see the benefit of a press.

I don’t understand using a garlic press. I love garlic, probably more than most, and I cook with it a lot, and I…

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Race to the moon.

I hate people with no-shoe houses. What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?