Bernie "F." Ecclestone

NO.

The only big stupid angry things are the things inside the cars.

I love a story with enough wacky elements that you can't even get to by what means HE LOST HIS NOSE and the story doesn't suffer at all.

I'm surprised that the lads haven't just done what they did in the Albania special with the new "Bentley"...

Beaver County ?!?

I've lived in the heart of the biggest city in California for 25 years. I can tell you the location of Chinatown, Little Tokyo, Little India, Little Saigon, Thaitown, Koreatown and even Little Armenia but can't for the life of me think of *one* Taiwanese restaurant.

"And of course, creationists are loath to explain why there's only one Grand Canyon on Earth."

Is it additive, multiplicative or exponential?

Don't judge me.

Back in my day, we would swing on rusty Monkey Bars in playgrounds with sand that neighborhood cats would use as a litter box. Now I'm not supposed to eat Gluten?

$1200 to replace a timing belt on 2003 Passat V6.

"Monaco + Indy 500 + Coca-Cola 600 = Least productive day of the year."= Best Day of the Year.

It is not additive. It is exponential.

Been there. Done that. Team lost by 2.

I got the chills just looking at that picture.

Um, no.

That is, quite possibly, the only way that Grape Nuts could be enjoyed. Unless you soak them in some sort of commercial-grade organic solvent to soften them up. Or place them beneath a steam roller. But as far as taste? There is only one flavor that one can derive from eating Grape Nuts. BLOOD! If you try to chew…

Am I the only one who read that in Clarkson's voice in my head?

I had an '87. Electric Blue. I loved it. Nary a problem. GM had so much potential from that little thing and they screwed it up.