Evidently it's good enough to use in the headline.

Me too. Although I was nine and I was playing with the Horseshoe Crabs in the viewing area.

Speaking of non-super superpowers, what was with "The Shadow" and his ability to "cloud men's minds"?!?

As if I needed another reason.

I'm guessing in SF they pronounce it "chipoltay".

Here's to hoping your wife never reads this post and then consults the Urban Dictionary.

[whispers]

In which Middle-America s-hole did the author write this from? WTF is a "Mission Burrito"? Show me one menu in the entire state of California that has the words "Mission Burrito" on it. I'm guessing the extent of your knowledge of California regional cuisine is the Value Menu at the Taco Bell in Sheboygan.

Yes.

I see your "pizza and beer" and raise you...

Does anyone else have more dots above their name?

Has no one mentioned the assclown walking between parked cars, into oncoming traffic, in front of an oncoming bus to get this video?

Respectful rebuttal:

To echo a few of the other posts: