It was only a matter of time before he was spa-tted. 

In which a tweet does nothing but answer the question, “Who club?”

This one might just end in a Thai.

They should ask for 4 first rounders and that the Lakers sign Lonzo LiAngelo to a 25 year contract.

They probably should take him out of a bullpen and make him a sharter. 

I think the “do you want a prize?” was asked facetiously.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

Actually (adjusts glasses), that wasn’t alien milk. How could it be an alien on it’s own planet? Remember, Luke was visiting, so actually HE was the alien. Furthermore (hit by bus)

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Ugh, I deliberately didn’t mention spam for that exact reason

He died as Norm MacDonald?

Ramos is under control next year. They are still a now team even with Granderson, Bruce, Reyes and Cabrera leaving, some of them very soon. Call up Ahmed Rosario and Dominic Smith, sign some free agent hitters, keep the rotation healthy, improve the pen and maybe.... i’m sorry I’m a Mets fan and i couldn’t finish…

Sure. I’m not saying the Spurs wouldn’t be open to the trade. I’m saying there’s no way he’s going to be “the focal point” there, which is his expressed desire.

Fuck off

You seem to be under some delusion that you’re cute, interesting, or funny.

Meanwhile, Alex Smith leads the league in imperceptible passes.

newspaper misses Vlade. Vlade still falls down.

Yes.