But is it not because they are more likely to be sexually active and/or open to new partners?

That last one reminded me of Chris Rock: If you’ve been dating a man for four months, and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!

wow that was a whole lot of anger. First I never said I knew what UES meant, I said that I assumed it was a reference to Upper East Side because of the context but found it worth pointing out that the abbreviation is not common to many. Given the context it could have also meant Uber Elusive Socialite or Unapologetic…

Sounds like the motivation for a lot of JRPG bosses, to me.

Why did you post a picture of Meg Ryan?

I don’t quite understand what you’re saying here, but I’ll die to protect your right to confuse me.

i’ve found that when all hope is gone, sad songs say so much.

Did someone say swastika?

Personal Fave

All you need are fat and air. :) Seriously. You can separate the whites from the yolks and whisk them separately, and fold the whites back into the eggs for super puffy fluffy eggs.

Their own fault for being on my lawn.

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!

Bears...beets...Battlestar Gallactica.

This has been around awhile but it is still the best info on how to beat a bear in a fight:

Vinnie’s got nothing on TacoTown: