Life's a trap, and then you die.

The The Americans Philip and Elizabeth Kill Tally!

I just saw the words "arrested", "beat up" and "blind" and thought that some would-be real life Matt Murdoch had taken up thrashing criminals somehow.

One of my favourite pieces of O'Neal Newswire writing was about Bane being hard to hear over the music of TDKR, suggesting that Hans Zimmer "has abandoned his usual gossamer touch".

Great, because dating has always been hard for them.

It's not that embarrassing, and it doesn't take much patience to figure it out. Just do what feels nice, and communicate with the other parties to make sure they also feel nice. I mentioned my 21 year old girlfriend — I was really unsure at first, because I didn't want to hurt her, or do anything wrong, never having…

HEYOO

I thought I'd be extremely embarrassed and insecure about being seen naked, but the first time someone who wasn't my mother or doctor saw me naked, I thought "I'm fine with this." Now I'd happily let anyone see me naked, and mostly only cover up as a courtesy to others.

I've talked before about my mild same-sex attraction. I'm mostly straight, but I've always been a little attracted to guys. At the moment, I've got a VERY ATTRACTIVE guy I matched with on tinder who wants to meet me. He's way out of my league, like Marvel superhero handsome, but, whatever. Gift horse… mouth… >_>

I really like the irony that botox, which famously tightens the face, is so useful at loosening certain other things.

The Jewish religion and sex have a strange relationship. Given that it's the oldest Abrahamic religion, you'd expect it to be the most severe of the big three, but it's downright laissez-faire in comparison. Did you know that the husband failing to pleasure the wife is considered reasonable grounds for divorce in…

I only just now connected your username to the actual Blanket Jackson, Michael Jackson's son (whose name is actually Prince Michael II, sigh).

Hello, yes. Do you also feel like a shitty person for resenting your friend a little? Tell me I'm not alone.

To me, the healing effect of representation is mostly about the next generation having fewer assholes who think shitty things, and electing fewer assholes who make shitty discriminatory laws.

Yet again, we are the same.

Realistically, nobody can tell you anything that will make you feel better or less anxious.

If you can't see that it's in pretty bad taste to put this stuff up for exhibit right now, fine. If you don't think the museum is intentionally courting controversy, I think you're naive, but I don't care.

I agree, but the museum HAS to be intentionally courting controversy by moving to do so right now. I don't think they'd have to take down material if they had it displayed when all this broke (though I would, if I were Chair of the Museum Somethingorother) but it's a pretty bad look to decide to include Cosby…

Talking about a TV show, "the one we deserve, but not the one we need right now" makes sense. Talking about a hero, who saves the entire city several times over, not to mention innocent people getting banged up by assholes in alleyways, it makes no fucking sense at all. I've tried to tease some kind of meaning out of…

I certainly did include Betty in the tally, yes.