The state of the nation is truly depressing when Cory Bernardi has as much power and sway as he does. No. Not depressing. Horrifying and enraging.

I don't mean to sound aggressive, but it sounds like you are not well equipped to deal with non-exclusive relationships at all, if you're "competing" with others. It doesn't sound like a healthy mindset to have at all in a relationship setting, monogamous or not.

What my friends mostly call themselves. I have more queer friends — their chosen identification —than straight ones. I did a mental tally once. We're all angry feminist, leftist protesters and such. (For instance, if I wasn't at work yesterday, I would have been at the march in the city with many of my friends…

It's big enough for me to feel uncomfortable about the power imbalance, but not so big I'd judge other people for doing it.

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I haven't told basically anyone that I'm a little bi, because I don't want them to make a "thing" of it, good or bad. I feel very strange about it. Like, since almost all my friends are lefty queers, they'd all be perfectly happy to know, but I feel like I'd be pretending. I'm straight, I have my straight privilege,…

If you're doing so to "test your machinery", I think that's a pretty poor reason. You've presumably gotten very used to your own hand, and are concerned it might not work right in a real human-on-human situation. If you comfort yourself by practising with a sex worker, you'll probably just be concerned that it only…

I don't know if you can put that "real woman" thing on him — if he's a straight dude with a trans woman, he must be convinced he's dating a real woman. But straight dudes are usually attracted to certain body parts, and doing certain things with certain body parts, and he just might find dicks entirely unarousing,…

As a straight dude who's been asked that a number of times, it is entirely inoffensive and (as long as you're nice) perfectly flattering to be asked. There might be the occasional terrible human being who reacts very negatively, so that is a risk… but if you're reasonably sure they're not a total garbage human, I…

How is "you'd be too tight for him" a thing that ANYONE would say to another human being?! "He'd be too big for you" is a hell of a lot more civil AND ITSELF way over the line of impropriety. And all my friends are artists, so I set a high bar for impropriety.

I'm trying, but I can't figure out what the fuck LOVEME is on about, and how it relates to their sex life either in practice or in theory.

Likewise, every female interest Barry's had, even if they weren't perfect, I've been saying "at least it's not Iris". They somehow have less chemistry even than Oliver and Laurel.

There are no bad episodes of New Girl, Lemon. Just great episodes that go horribly wrong.

Yeah, on voice alone, he's a perfect choice. If not Warburton, I'm glad it's him.

I try to be snarky about all huge megabusters and comic book franchises but when people like the Russos and Paul Rudd are involved it just makes it difficult to be anything other than delighted. Fuck you, this video was lovely and this movie's going to be great.

*Makes promises that could only be fulfiled by magic
*Bizarre, unearthly appearance
*"DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK"
*Can release spores of smaller minions
*Feeds on blood and human flesh

TUCK FRUMP TUCK FRUMP

*Takes clipboard, removes glasses, frantically flips through Excitable Misunderstood Genius's findings*

When he sat down on the bed and she moved away, I thought, YES, this show GETS IT. Human reactions, that is. You don't let a guy sit next to you when you've spent the last few weeks discovering he (a) is not who he says he is; (b) has been physically disguising himself; and (c) just murdered your friend. Even though…

It was Hans, Elizabeth's South African agent who she trained in counter-surveillance last season. He's also been scoping out Martha's place for Philip since the pen bug has come out, so Philip going over there tonight wasn't as breathtakingly, stupidly risky as it might have seemed if you didn't know that.