The Twins batter would have politely bunted directly into the shift and stood at home plate not attempting to advance to first while the Orioles completed the force out. Because that’s the unwritten rule!

So the Twins wouldn’t have taken advantage of the Orioles’ defensive alignment in that same situation? The Twins wouldn’t have noted “hey they shifted their infield, now there is a vulnerable spot where once there was none” and acted accordingly? Did the Twins just admit that they are a stupid baseball team?

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

You nailed it.

I was picturing it went down more like this

Thank you for the review. “A Life In The Day” may be one of the best episodes of TV since Person of Interest went off the air.

I don’t know what we did to deserve this review, but I appreciate it!

The “Under Pressure” medley was definitely the high point so far of a very strong season. My only complaint was that Fen wasn’t singing. Brittany Curran arguably has the best singing voice of the whole cast.

I don’t know what that means, but I’m going to assume it’s a man sitting at a table that’s been glued to the side of a cliff.

Amazing win. “Taught” him in clinics when he was a 6 year old creating havoc at the tennis center, so super cool to see him win a title.

His death was made abundantly clear in the midseason finale like, 8 weeks ago. This isn’t a spoiler.

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

you know how to get your own stuffed olympic animal, right?

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

The Latin portion of law jargon is tiny. Most law jargon is the result of nothing ever being written from scratch. Imagine if you only had one base email and you copy-pasted it for decades and just added in new sentences as they were needed. Congratulations, you just drafted a contract.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

As someone that has worked in IT for a long time, there is one use of jargon that bothers me to no end.

Especially working with people that networking is a huge part of, if not the entire focus of, their career.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

I clerked for Judge Aquilina in law school. I can’t imagine her response to Nassar’s request for a pity party for having to listen to all his victims. I’m sure she kept her cool and remained professional, but behind closed doors I bet she let loose. I have no doubt she’ll throw the book at this asshole.

Aces would have been the correct name.