i think you are right and smart about pretty much everything and your reasoning is sound and i appreciate the response and almost want to concede, but the fury with which i hate the topsheet tangling up in the night will bolster my dissent

there should be a poll at the bottom of this article

I won’t knock you for suggesting he be sent to the AL, but unless you’re getting Mariano Rivera in his prime, I’d roll the dice on letting Schwarber play the field and sock some dingers over dealing him for a guy or two you might get 80 innings of relief pitching a piece out of.

It is when the guy before him won the World Series in his last year as the GM. Amaro inherited a great, young team built by Gillick and did little to maintain that value into the future. He traded for a couple of aces in order to maximize the chances of the team at their peak. That was a fine set of moves that didn’t…

lol

Think of all the money you would have saved your parents had you just never tried.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

This is the worst? You’ve clearly never visited Thought Catalog.

Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.

I’d fire her coach for telling her to hit the ground running.

10. What happens if I forget my phone or my battery dies?

To be honest, colourful money makes sense for people who are visually impaired. I can’t imagine being elderly or having poor vision and trying to figure out which note is which when it comes to American money.

Zamboni that shit.

“We briefly considered doing the right thing but then we realized that was expensive so instead were going to stay the course of doing the bare minimum and pumping that money back into the company so that the next generation of buyers will know the joys of being let down by German engineering”

Baseball Prospectus actually studied this way back in the mid-00's. They found that players with certain sets of skills, not necessarily body types (although that is also a factor), can increase their longevity. They categorized these as “young player skills” and “old player skills.” Young player skills were mostly…

Bautista had some good quotes about his effect on Rogers’s share price:

Greg meh’ed Italian food AND pizza once and I lost my shit.

Water before soap for max foaming

Yeah he sucks. But it’s OK, everything peak Stewart-era Daily Show was doing can be found elsewhere now—even if it’s not all in one place.