Disclaimer: Bruins fan here, so I hate the Habs.

I appreciate your willingness to write a story that reflects deep ambivalence. I think there isn’t enough of that anymore (everything is always strident and polarized) but you did a great job sitting with the murkiness of what this all means about Bowie’s legacy.

Katie Nolan should run away to SimmonsLand on HBO. He’s clearly a huge fan of her and she’d be great on a platform that allows her to remain uncensored.

Generally teams pay for a police escort to the stadium to ensure traffic doesn’t interfere with the gameday routine. I would imagine that this would be during the same time frame, and the officers would still be paid by the team.

It made me sad to realize that the one white guy on the stadium, Peter Norman, was an Australian (seen the picture dozens of times, never noticed the kangaroo badge), and very supportive of John Carlos and Tommie Smith.

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

He wasn’t too drunk to MANUALLY ENTER THE MULTIPLIER in the app to confirm his ride. Fuck that guy. Uber is guilty of some horrible anti-labor shit but I have no sympathy for these idiots who can’t do math.

I’ve always had dogs. Loved them and they were “part of the family”, but they were dogs. But two years ago we adopted a goldendoodle and she is the sweetest dog I've ever seen. She definitely climbed some ranks. Got her own stocking, a couple of fancy bones for Christmas and we pay for the expensiveass dog food. She…

+1 for the Trump comment. I almost missed it. Well done.

+1 for the Trump comment. I almost missed it. Well done.

“Man, whoever heard of a bunch of older privileged, entitled, pasty white guys from St. Louis feeling irrationally aggrieved about a young black man? That’s just crazy talk, brah”

-Not a single person in the United States

aka she passed out in his room that night

I have a Jewish attorney mother, so naturally, every creative or somewhat cool career I have ever wanted to pursue has been met with, “Really competitive field” or “really hard to make it in that.” I am now a 30 year old, five year attorney - and let me tell ya - EVERY FUCKING CAREER IS COMPETITIVE AND HARD TO MAKE…

No.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

A FWD BMW hatchback with 3 rows and no sporting credentials.

it tastes and smells like 91% rubbing alcohol.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s top notch crowd logistics right there. Multiple incidents outside with possibly more developing. The safest place those people could have been was inside that stadium. If you let them all out, not only could it lead to panic and stampedes, but possibly a coordinated attack is awaiting them outside.

I still have to tip my hat to my former home state of Nevada, which said “Sure, it’s legal, just register with the gambling commission and you’re golden.” That’s some good governin’ right there.