What the hell is this, actual analysis? Facts??

Beige FTW

Would anyone have noticed if it were published in the Onion?

In an approximate tie right now between my current '03 330xi, which I've brought from 48.5k to 112k, and my first car which was a '93 100CS quattro, where I brought that from 103k to about 165k miles. The 330 is still going strong... with your standard slightly too expensive periodic maintenance issues.

Words of a Bruins fan pre-2011..

These signs were out everywhere yesterday at the Coliseum. My personal favorite was one behind the goal saying "Marchand, you can put it in my five hole!"

I'm gonna throw out a *wild* guess that this guy didn't give a shit about felonies on his record.

MSG has called him in to interview for the SVP spot.

Tebow caused 9/11 by pissing off atheists and liberals. Got it.

Nice work with this Barry. More hockey plz!

Affirmed.

Definitely used to play the crap out of 'The Cycles' when I was 6 or so.. 5.25" floppy, that thing was the shit.

Jesus toast > Tebow

Clever move using a carrot to distract from the more obvious snack of fingers.

With all the complaining about the lack of good xbox 360 wheels - what IS the best one available? Is there anything sub-$200 that's actually worthwhile?

Ew.

@full.tang.halo: It's not just gonna be an OSHA fine, but a serious multi-million liability settlement in addition. They'll be paying for this for years.

@Chubi: [theoatmeal.com]

That's what happens when you bring a suit vs. Gawker Media in Denton's own county. Destined to fail.

I have Glue Bucket down to win by a nose.