@Will Leitch: Hey, when the alternative is Skip Bayless, I think you can count this development as a bona fide win. #billsimmons

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If only Nazi Shark were available for comment.. #haterade

Confirming that I am still embarrassed that this nutjob is still a mouthpiece for Boston sports. Color me depressed. #worldseries

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: + 132OPS+ #espnhorndoggery

@Civil Negligence: +1 suspended license

@ToddMU03:

I prefer to wOBA and EqA my face off, thank you very much.

I'll only be impressed when he's doing this to wash down the scorpion he just ate. He's got nothing on Bear Grylls.

Old-school folk only taunt their opponents like Babe Ruth did, before the play even happened. Anything after-the-fact is obviously lame and pathetic.

@J-No: Because alcohol and blood makes everything better.

Where's Elijah Dukes for appropriate commentary when you need him?

@This is my Star: They go down easy.

@This is my Star: Twisted genius right there.

A 9-step drop in a pick-up game? Come on, there's no pass rush in sight!

And the recipient of the 2009 Gary Matthews Jr. Catch Of The Year (TM) award is...

Denton has never been happier with a failed investment.

@BruschisBrewsky: Well played, sir.

@UpstateUnderdog: A perfect addition to the invite list of the next pants party.

@Walk Off HBP: To be fair, there are also red, yellow green and blue courses at Bethpage, but curiously there is no white.

@Sean Avery's Dating Service: Hey you can't just go to a game on the corporate tab alone!