@Bubarubu: Shawn Kemp's Guide to Making the Alimony

@Arsenio Billingham: Fair, although his 'pretty knowledgeable' comes off to me as 'I used to shoot threes and get cheap fouls so everything I say is true'.

Serious question: Does ANYONE like Reggie Miller?

@The Big Baby Attack Post-Traumtic Stress Treatment Intern: Rolf may take issue with your characterization. Prepare to be shark fodder in the next jamberoo.

@Fritz McDonald: That's the point. Would've forced a catch and shoot from out of bounds with almost no time on the clock.

@Matt Sussman: RickRielly?

@BruschisBrewsky: If you can't spot the sucker in the first half-hour...

@Silky John-STON!: Psshh it's April already, the snow is gone!

@VTBen: Hey, what's a little elephant walk between teammates?

/shit pants

My friend, my friend, he's got a knife.

Come on already, it's Hockey Day in Canada already! Plus, Bruins - Panthers!

@Convict78: I believe you just entered Sartre's No Exit.

@middlejester:

Creepy. And delicious.

There's always an exception that proves the rule. Like, my dad and granddad both had comb-overs, but I've got a full head of hair!

@G Voll the Mole: *Sean

@Weed Against Speed: More effective than Lil' Shean, I would think.

@G Voll the Mole: *reply.

@Texpatriate: That should've been a replay to ( @MarkKelsosMigraine: )