"I'm also glad to see that the New York Times is all over this story. That pesky economy thing can wait its turn."

@G Voll the Mole: Sorry, four. But The New Ace of Lester is pretty significant too.

@TracyHamandEggs!: So we want to ignore Youk, Pedroia, Lester, Lowrie, and Ellsbury? I'd say 5 of the 8 starting fielders is a pretty significant amount of 'building the right way.'

@wonderlic—-myballs: Seriously. Buck Martinez has somehow made McCarver look like a genius.

@chilltown: What's the National League?

Will Tony now go on and on about Pennington tomorrow night as the spurned ex-Jet?

It must have been Allah up in the sky. We all know that gets an automatic penalty.

@Cialis Cooper: First!

Where's Darren Rovell when you need him to tell us just how much money the TD switch from McNabb to Westbrook costs the nation?

Go watch one of the Sports Illustrated commemorative DVDs already

Don't forget that he spawned the SSW.

@DemecoShallInherittheEarth: Mets fans don't think that's such a good idea.

But wait, there's .. a whole lot more.

Since when can you make a logo out of sound?

@WanderingBear: Say, perhaps, a first-person account of the Bodies exhibit?

@thefuseproject: Doesn't get hotter than that, trust me.

Wait, so now it's a lousy night to be an athiest?

NOBODY WALKS AWAY FROM ERIN

Hamilton has just announced a new LLC, Moonshots-R-Us

Cops 2, bleacher fans 0