@JohnnyKilroy: Grady Little thinks he's just hitting his stride. Let him get out of this inning, you'll see.

The 1996 RF umpire calls that one a HR.

Making the Derby the Masters of baseball actually makes sense.

Wizard Cat awards that catch: four wands.

@DaOtter: Which still broke the over / under of 2.5 pitches.

Reggie Jackson first pitch ... beaning the Upper West Side and its finest inhabitants, 2:1 odds.

"but still ... dude."

Somehow the idea of Gary makin' it snow just doesn't have the same ring as Pacman makin' it rain.

@Pesti-Esti: That's either the best or the worst comment of the day.

@RowdyRoddyPeeper: Hey, it's easy to feel threatened by the Big Cock. We understand.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: @He's a Prick, He's a Cock: Only 198 to go.

That bird's ear has nothing on Holyfield.

Note to self:

Let me just be an ass and interject ...

Asked Melo what the difference was, he said "I've never been on the losing end of a bar fight."

I thought the Pink Visual studios were out in LA for Wife Swap.

And here I was thinking that he was just a played-out manboob joke instead.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's probably the most innocuous thing the Cup has gone through in its lifetime.

Affirmed, yes, oui, si, etc.

Brucie Kibbutz?