I'm in the city for reasons that are part of a moderately romantic story that would pique the interest of anyone with a pulse.

@FuzzysFriedChicken: Jesus those are some serious house odds. You work for Vegas or something?

@EroticTangerines: And here I was thinking the midwestern folk didn't approve of such shenanigans.

This was like a reverse "get off my lawn" post.

@AkAggie: Dude won himself positive karma for life.

@SadJohnson: Just more evidence that the sentence "Cubs will win a World Series" cannot be constructed in good faith.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: So I guess Buster's growing up a Dodgers fan in Vermont is blatant homerism for .... wait, what?

The umpires screwed up royally once again

How can Luis Gonzalez hit a triple? I thought he used a walker by now.

/nightmare fuel

I've always enjoyed the idea of Pedro Martinez as a Met

Brandon Arroyo approves.

Dan Shaughnessy thinks this was a well-reported piece and has no idea what the big deal is.

How is it possible this is the only piece worthy of the 'Nefarious Activities' tag?

Where are the crabcakes and football?

Needs more conspiracy theory.

there's no one to pass the torch anymore, no one to teach the young kids how to act

Manny is also planning on winning the gold glove, but knows he can't get there if he keeps getting pulled in the late innings.

Am I the only one that thinks Cleveland playing Irish-sounding music during their pre-game pumpupthecrowd video is a bit, um, off?

@Gourmet Spud: That would be the greatest development ever in professional sports.