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@Rob Iracane: Seconded.

It's probably not a good thing that I'm excited to go to Game 3 in Boston because the worst they could be down is a 99% hopeless 2-0 instead of a 100% hopeless 3-0.

Kick his ass, Seabass!!

@Big Daddy Drew: Most accurate would likely be "while in business casual in an office."

Mike Lupica has clearly found himself 17 separate IP addresses to vote with.

I wonder what Shaughnessy has to say about this.

Am I supposed to be shocked by how cheap or how expensive this is?

@Tickenest: That sounds like a fancy fajita to go along with the avocado dip.

@bizzo5000: I think that's just Sidney Crosby living in Mario's basement, but that situation is probably there with some of the Pirates too.

@Lady Andrea: You'd think the snake would be the perfect Oklahoma City mascot for the former Sonics, not Purdue.

Eduardo de Silva scoffs at this picture.

Red paint and ass fuck a wha...?

@Chief Wahoo: I think you fogot the " /bitter "

ESPN reports that ESPN has no idea what it's reporting.

Asking for, and taking, steroids in the ass = rape. Duh

Kevin's really got to get together with Aleksey Vayner. They'd be running the world in no time.

@MattinglysSideburns: Or as a resident of Alameda.

I can only assume that the puppy union has yet to consent to regular blood testing.

The ironic side note to the fact that sports is the perfect form of escapism is that, when you want nothing to do with sports, there is no way you can escape them.