@G Voll the Mole: Includes. Goddamnit coffee, work already.

@Ray: And if that include the exploding head of Skip Bayless, et. al., even better.

@Locker Room Guise: That's only because the # symbol isn't available for their customized jerseys.

@public enemy #1: Lots of live ammo, but no live fish. Although they did re-animate a dead one.

@public enemy #1: Come on, don't you watch Mythbusters? They did this two weeks ago - harder than it looks.

@Shtickless: Hey, at least the Pats didn't double the Eagles up as expected.

It's almost like that picture was taken in 1990.

@Upstate Underdog: That doll is clearly the perp, gone astray in a HGH-induced rage.

@Lisa: Precisely.

@David Hume: I don't think Hemingway was ever not drunk enough to be hungover.

What is a Frank?

@UkraineNotWeak: Leaving it as 'to ____ Martina' is probably more apt.

@Muggsy Bogues: Maybe 9.5.

I don't think they have to pay for the weight room while in the clink.

I'm just happy Deadspin has the funds to spring for an up-to-date picture of 'toine.

Golden State isn't winning only because Jessica Alba isn't courtside anymore.

@UkraineNotWeak:

@UkraineNotWeak: What are Revolution?

@Canadian Impostor: So did everyone in America.

Best. Photoshop. Ever.