@Gourmet Spud: He'll still high-five all the fans on the way off the court.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Eddie House, wtf?

You know it's bad when the work servers block the link to a "news" story.

No Jessica Alba, no wins for the Warriors.

SAS covered the World Series?

@Unsilent Majority: I always enjoy a good fireworks show.

@TheStarterWife: What are the Pirates?

Who would pay to see such a cursed team, anyway.

@Hazel Maes Landing Strip: At least he uses the royal 'we'.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

What you missed while getting tackled, and then flagged for pass interference..

@Lisa: Damnit, that was my comment, minus the 'shortstack' tag.

All kidding aside, the Northeast division has a legit shot at getting all 5 teams in the playoffs.

JVG is now a CFB analyst. Who knew.

@Halifax County Is Dead(fka Berto): Right, minus 10 games in the standings or so.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I still don't quite believe that KG is in Celtics Green.

@Barry White Stripes, Office Left Winger: I'm pretty sure it's awesome only because it's produced by TSN in Canada. Thank God they've crossed the border.

@Halifax County Is Dead(fka Berto): Ray Allen is apparently very good at hiding his disgust while shooting in their presence with no building lights on.

@Barry White Stripes, Office Left Winger: Man, the NHL Network is brilliant. Their nightly highlights show is exactly what I've wanted for years, just a 5-minute stream of each game's best moments. And the new 'classic series'? I now can remember why Neely is my favorite player ever.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Now more likely than JVG knowing the purpose of "blogs."