@Halifax County Is Dead(fka Berto): They're learning how to market properly. Obviously the NHL has that area of their business well in hand and should be emulated.

@Brazil Thrill: (Hopefully) He'll go away when Posey's around.

I'm not sure Doc should allow Scott Pollard and Scal on the floor at the same time.

Let's just hope that Rip's "family matter" didn't involve 89 pills.

@MitchKayak: Just head down to Duane Reade and get an ice cold ... coffee.

I can only assume that an OD of laxatives wouldn't count.

I always told myself a slow Friday at work just needed one more set of balls to be truly glorious.

Random insert here, but yahoo! sports is providing live video feeds of various NHL games this year. All of the sudden I get NESN for one night!

Sorry for not taking a knee during the entire 4th quarter of every game this year.

@Brazil Thrill:

Apparently God didn't like whatever prayers the Rockies were saying today.

Dice-K, RBI machine.

To Manny's credit, that's about as close of a play as you could possibly get.

@Scout: That sounds like the prototypical leadoff hitter to me.

Wait slow down... it's NOT good to have a pitcher lead-off? As an AL fan, I never would've guessed.

@B: I say green giant. Unless he's just stopping one mile up on the way to the heavens. Either way, he must be freezing, or extremely hammered.

I think Denver rooting for the Rockies is kind of like Tampa Bay rooting for the Lightning. Great fans, but nobody fully understands what happened to get there or what exactly is going on.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Which is also the answer to life, the universe, and everything for tonight.

@Slothrop: I don't know many that have been intimidated by a foe waving the white flag.

we're sure Red Sox fans would have it no other way