@Yostal: How dare you lighten my foul mood.

@G Voll the Mole: *the dog.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Has it worked before?

Where are my Japanese curses when I need them.

@MannysHeadStash: At the very least he taught me never to use DHL.

@MitchKayak: Who's that? Never heard of him.

@Brazil Thrill: He might also be the smartest guy that writes for ESPN, and I'm actually not joking with that. Read some of his chat transcripts, quality stuff in there.

@supermike4ever: Fuck and hell.

I'm not sure this umpire understands that only part of the ball has to cross the plate.

Are we sure Papi and Manny can't be the only ones to bat? I'll let Coco and Ellsbury be ghostrunners if that's OK with you.

That's my Dice-K. Heart attack in a box.

Will They Even Bother Playing A Game 4?

@Cinco Ocho: Snow in an October Denver would have made 100 times more sense than snow in an April Cleveland.

@The_Great_Philosopher_Testicle...: @BoSox Siobhan: Affirmed.

/sort of threadjack

What you missed while wondering just how long it's been since the Bruins and Red Sox both won games on the same night...

@G Voll the Mole: *when

I'm crying like Waldman she she had ... er... right.

@thedirty d: The face of a man that every man, woman and child can trust.

threadjack/