@apostles03: arizonafanswhoareinrigormortis.com

I now expect fire and brimstone to begin raining down upon the heathens of Arizona.

Oh my, there are entire empty sections.

@Scout: Your story wins.

@metschick: Come on, if they had started already I wouldn't have learned that if you "own" someone, that means you hit them very well.

@44 in a Row: I can only lose too much money playing poker so many times.

Question:

No one is picking the Diamondbacks.

@Carmen McFanzone: I don't know about that, God obviously had it out for Jeter when he bounced into all his DPs last week.

@sba: More than zero?

You know there's talent around here when a post about a quality exec resigning is easily bounces in-between that and a John Rocker post.

Two preseason games and I'm already more excited for the Celtics than ever before in my life.

@Chamomiles Davis: Exhuming of Sports' Personalities Network?

@Lady Andrea: Bonus gift included for only 50% more!

@Phony Gwynn: Where Scott Stevens would find it and knock it into the fetal position.

As a Red Sox fan I also hope that LaRussa gets the job.

... while drinking free booze and playing nickel slots ...

@buttons: The Stanford Tree begs to disagree.

Because when I think Joe Buck, I think comedy gold.

@Sh!tShow: You just bailed quicker than Ken Whisenhunt with Matt Leinart.