...you will never find love like John Madden has for Brett Favre

@Unsilent Majority: Thank you.

@TheStarterWife: Or we can be civil, and just ask for autographs. Either way I suppose.

Who wants to bet that kid lost his virginity last night?

@G Voll the Mole: At least it wasn't a DP.

Indians = worst clutch hitters ever.

JD Drew?!?

@bubbaprog: So, negative?

@Fat-Fat: Two innings from now.

Wait, Mo loaded the bases? I've never seen this before 10 times in the last 3 weeks.

Fausto!

@Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.: Just like Tony Romo ... who knew he'd be relevant tonight.

@Deadspin: He's still alive?

@chilltown: I had a camper with that t-shirt. Who wore it on a canoing trip. In Canada.

Hasn't this happened in Cleveland multiple times before?

Bugs > Joba

Booooo, horrible attempt at hitting by Cabrera.

@Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.: Just greasing it up.

@G Voll the Mole: And so much for that.

You'd think one of these lead-off hits would lead to a run.