Frank has rapidly proceeded to Mellencamp status for my mute button.

Because when I think of rocky mountains, I also think of purple dinosaurs.

Crazy eyes, indeed.

What you missed while wondering if Charlie Manual's life insurance rate just went up 300%...

What you missed while getting my suit wet...

@Stephen Colboar: What are these "websites" of which you speak...?

@Will Leitch: I enjoy the circular links. Deadspin promoting The Times promoting Deadspin. Corporate leaders everywhere are loving your natural synergy.

So the Times IS just a fancy blog.

Brick Top Polford sends his approval.

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@ClueHeywood: Keyshawn is white?

@Rob Iracane: Oh come on, I'm sure all sorts of New Yorkers will be taking the PATH out to Newark to cheer on the Devils.

@PoppaPerk: Sucks for him. Although I wonder how you "infer" with an officer.

@G Voll the Mole: ummmm... I meant, @MrShiz:

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: While I'm all for dick jokes, I'm not sure if this is something I really want to find out.

@j.blo: Well I'll be damned, they sure did. I don't have an excuse to bitch after all. Although I'm sure I'll come up with something else in short order.

@Matt_T: Yessss!!!!

@Cousins of Ron Mexico: Then perhaps Time Warner just hates Manhattan. I call bias against the northeast, godamnit!

@Unsilent Majority: Except for that small one called "Time Warner."

@Disgruntled Goat: Let's just go on with letting Actober think that nobody else can read his comments.