No comments about the use of "scones" as the reference for a hard substance... I'm shocked!

@John: Are you suggesting that I cut out the middleman, so to speak, and move next to a day care with a hole in the fence big enough for my dog?

@geolemon: There's an Oscar on the line next year, apparently...

@hawkeye18 is not from Iowa: Love the bit about the Tim Horton's! You're obviously well acquainted with Canadian heritage to use that.

Will this video get moldy in 6 months if I leave it on my coffee table?

@pyroholtz: No matter how you slice it, it was cool...

@EnochLight: That's because engineers built this. It's an added feature that's not documented, yet the vast majority of users love it. Probably automatically uploads to a photo/video sharing site only the development team knows about.

This is like "Google Street View: Pre-historic Version"

@tomsomething: It's probably some sort of template in the software he uses...

@madnys: Or the car you got there in...

I tried this, but my whippet ate the burgers about 15 minutes after I left them out.

@LeitoFTW: And the obligatory "No robot spiders were harmed in the filming of this commercial."

@The Squalor and the Fury: No proofreaders, either. It was

What, no Batfink "my wings are like a shield of steel" jokes?

When the city I used to live in was looking at a pit bull ban, due to their being "dangerous and costs involved in getting Animal Control to deal with them", I suggested the following:

@sirfa: Or alcohol. That's fattening, and you can get arrested in your breathalyzer costume...

@eternalcthulhu: I'll bet they could sell a Farmville tablet ...

@Dickeydoo: Or HTC Incredible owner ... with a touch of possible buyer's remorse..

@joiacum: That is great. And it'll never get old on this site...

@labbu63: Probably sold it to Google for "Google Labs Maze View", which will be available in beta later this year.