If this movie sucks I’ll only defend it for 6 months before I come to my senses.

Did anybody with a 3 digit IQ ever buy the “too rich to be bought” deal?

Seriously. Long-form O’Neal articles are a pleasure.

The fact that stock prices for gun manufacturers in the US rise after almost every mass shooting—including this last one—should tell a person all he needs to know about this country: So many of its citizens are so fucking selfish, so utterly, myopically obsessed with clinging to their fun lil’ shooty bang-bang toys…

Let’s be frank: it’s clear by now, the United States is not a civilized country.

Humanity Corner - I wanted to skip this altogether today, but that is the wrong response. Instead, I’m going to state some facts and let people draw their own conclusions.

Have you ever stopped to think about how that gun felt about being used like it was some sort of tool of death and discarded? Ever thought about that, libtard?

EB White...not CS Lewis?

The writing needs some major work and the design/costumes are as bad as people said. But they somehow managed to get me invested in a couple of characters (Medusa mainly) and Black Bolt was pretty amusing in his interactions with humans. Maybe I’m just a low-brow tv viewer, but I didn’t find it that terrible outside…

That is a good theory, especially since he does say early in the episode that Beth wasn’t his daughter and that he wasn’t referring to his universe jumping, if there was any a clue that would probably be a fairly big one.

I was under the impression that not only did she take the clone option, but the Beth at the beginning of the episode was also a clone, and Rick had done this multiple times for multiple clones.

I think the Redskins should just rename themselves the Washington Americans so right-wingers would look bad for complaining about the new name.

You realize you’re talking about a guy who created a whole film based around a fake musical called “Springtime for Hitler”, right?

He did this! It was a sumptuous production, and Poirot’s rage at the end was something to watch.

I used to get a Community notification for this?

I mean, Blade Runner 2049 is DEFINETLY banking on the nostalgia card. But maybe it’s not a big enough example. We shall see though — if Trey Parker ends up seeing it and gets pissed off (aka Passion of the Christ, Crystal Skill, Force Awakens, etc), the show could definetly rail against it. But yeah, all depends on…

David Suchet or gtfo.

They should go the Suicide Squad route. Give every character a bunch of dumb tattoos and play over 100 hit pop songs during the 180 minute long movie. Think how cool Mr. Fantastic would look with “Stretchy” tattooed on his forehead.

They’ll also be able to give her a shinier, more high-tech chair when she sits at home with her arms crossed being the boring voice of reason while the boys go off and have adventures and move the plot forward like boys do.

I’m going to hazard a guess that you find a lot of things depressing.