They should go the Suicide Squad route. Give every character a bunch of dumb tattoos and play over 100 hit pop songs during the 180 minute long movie. Think how cool Mr. Fantastic would look with “Stretchy” tattooed on his forehead.

They’ll also be able to give her a shinier, more high-tech chair when she sits at home with her arms crossed being the boring voice of reason while the boys go off and have adventures and move the plot forward like boys do.

I’m going to hazard a guess that you find a lot of things depressing.

I was super mistrustful of the framing device because of that How I Met Your Mother episode but I kept hoping that I was wrong and things would work out like Ruthie was saying they would. No such luck.

When the episode started, I said to my boyfriend, “I hope this isn’t like that Robin episode.” womp womp.

“Kick in the urethra” isn’t just a line from Bojack Horseman, it’s the mission statement. I don’t think I’ve been as gobsmacked by an episode of TV since How I Met Your Mother pulled the same trick five years ago.

The one exception would be True Blood, but then you get to skip the whole rest of the episode, so it’s not like you aren’t making up the time.

I like to believe they had extended conversations about changing to a shorter opening title sequence on Dexter, but ultimately decided that suggesting Dexter at any point in time variated from his morning routine that this would be wildly out of character and make him seem too human. (I think they should have done a…

now can we get review/discussion back for “people of earth?” the show is so good.

...I started watching that and decided after 15 seconds it had been enough.

Yeah, The AV Club blurb above has no teeth behind its dismissal other than to say there’s too much superhero stuff already, so why bother. Then they go on to recommend The Runaways.

Are you saying the deal was altered? And he had better pray they don’t alter it further? I mean come on guys the quotes are right fucking there!

“My desires are unconventional.”

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

This is a confusing mess that I don’t understand.

So, we ARE financing the wall. Trump’s constant claims that we would not shoulder any of the cost are wrong. Now, I understand the supporters will say that it will pay for itself with reduced violence and drug- and human-trafficking across our borders, but it’s a wall. Unless we construct a forcefield (a la Star Trek)…

And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Nailed it. My friends and I have been complaining all day that the episode was really gratifying, but 100% unearned and poorly plotted

I’m currently in Season 4, and I’ve been amazed by how much better the show has gotten over Season 1, except for Aidan Gillen’s acting, which has kind of devolved into this hissy “Oooh, I have evil plan!” caricature too much of the time. I’m a little bummed he’ll be sticking around all the way until season 7.