Excuse me, sir, but I believe you may need to check your keyboard settings. You seem to be typing some non-English characters.

Right? I had no idea that Julius Irving was a Larry Bird fan! Neato!

You should calm down, Alesha! No need for such vitriol when you're posting on the AV Club.

Oh, are you playing Dungeons and Dragons right now? Fun!

Pardon?

I believe you mean, "I can like cookies and The Simpsons." Your grammar is atrocious!

I am beginning to suspect that you are not the real Cookie Monster.

Pssst, um, don't know if you are aware, but you are posting in the wrong thread!