No, aborting you would have also been a public service, in fact

Yeah, I remember when I took my first sociology of law class, too

Oh get the fuck off your pretentious high horse, why would you even bother responding to a comment like that

What gives you the right to demand anything here? They’re not providing a service or good to you in exchange for compensation for their labor; yet you feel as if you are owed a certain decorum in exchange for, what, exactly?

This is the best response.

Why would there be a need for that at the bottom of the article, if people have taken the time to read and comprehend? Hmm.

Yeah, why even have articles, everything should just be comments

Maybe if commenters actually contributed anything of value around here, she wouldn’t feel compelled to point out how frequently ridiculous we are

Jesus, take it easy on the strawman there, sweetie

Yeah, but someday we can hope Kanye will grow out of his immaturity and goofiness

yeah, you’re an actual moron

Because your comments are bad

These are all well-known problems, idiot. Try making a good comment ever.

The important thing is that literally no one else thought of this kind of joke angle, of course

Hey, it really could have been worse - with repeated visits like that, he could have gotten dick tetanus, too.