No, aborting you would have also been a public service, in fact

Yeah, I remember when I took my first sociology of law class, too

Oh get the fuck off your pretentious high horse, why would you even bother responding to a comment like that

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You’re a giant whining pansy and we’re all sad about your baby weiner

What gives you the right to demand anything here? They’re not providing a service or good to you in exchange for compensation for their labor; yet you feel as if you are owed a certain decorum in exchange for, what, exactly?

This is the best response.

Why would there be a need for that at the bottom of the article, if people have taken the time to read and comprehend? Hmm.

Yeah, why even have articles, everything should just be comments

Maybe if commenters actually contributed anything of value around here, she wouldn’t feel compelled to point out how frequently ridiculous we are

lol, you’re the one whining about how the stories making your jump ship, you garbage baby. Do you get out of the grey over there a lot? Probably not, because you’re a flaming fucking moron.

Jesus, take it easy on the strawman there, sweetie

Yeah, but someday we can hope Kanye will grow out of his immaturity and goofiness

In a better era, your kind would have never been allowed anywhere near the light of day for commenting, least of all on Deadspin. Fuck off.

yeah, you’re an actual moron

Oh good, it’d been like 5 minutes since anyone whined about things being too politically correct

Because your comments are bad

That would imply that anyone ever has sex with you, which we all know is not the case

You’re a whiny fucking baby and we’re all real sorry about your tiny weewee making life troublesome for you

Maybe stop being such a pussy and try making a useful comment you giant crybaby