The carbon air ram tunnels are a thing of beauty. I took my '13 CBR1000RR out for a ride tonight. It can easily do 120mph in second gear. I was thinking about the implications of a 300HP super sport bike. Rolling burnouts and wheelies at 180mph? 0-150 times that are faster than the 0-60 times of 99% of cars?

You sound like the biggest pussy on earth. I'm guessing you adopted your children along with your faggot life partner.

One of my best friends has been the manager of national wireless provider retail store since 2007. In his opinion, the overwhelming majority of black Android users prefer Google devices because, and I'm quoting my friend here, "it's easier to download free music with Android". No shit. He says many black Android users…

So there's something wrong with a heterosexual male looking at nude photos of attractive women? WTF. Does it physically pain you to be such a faggot, or have you gotten used to it by now?

"what happens when blacks move in?"

White people move in, property values increase, and this is a problem? If black Americans would stop blowing their money on Jordan's and rims, and invest in property in their communities instead of renting, then gentrification wouldn't be a problem because blacks would benefit from it.

But according to Gawker, only police should have guns. Right?

I abhor violence, but right now, there's a part of me screaming for it, and that scares me.

All that because one company only provides 16 out of 20 FDA approved forms of birth control. And you wonder why people think you're insane? Please kill yourself.

Looks like someone forgot to take her meds today.

Gotta love the infinite butthurt displayed here. Corporations can reflect their owners beliefs. Women are free to work somewhere else if those beliefs won't allow them benefits they desire. Grow some balls and stop crying about now getting your way.

"I'm a heterosexual, cisgendered male..."

You're completely full of shit and have obviously never been to Wyoming.

If you believe the Christie administration to be conservative or Republican in anything but name only, you are severely misinformed.

Cliff notes for this column:

Angry sow behaves passive aggressively towards the strangers she inconvenienced due to the consequences of her impulsive eating habits and sedentary lifestyle.

"According to the Miami New Times, Loli dropped out of college before finals week of her freshman year because she was hearing "voices that alternately asked her to post more photos of herself and told her she was worthless." Since then, she's only held a job once, a couple of years ago."

So were you born without balls, or did you lose them at some point?